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Regional Two (North & North East) / Re: Week 7 fixtures
« on: October 22, 2022, 08:04:01 AM »
BrrrB
not sure why you include me in your pythonesque patter ? only player I’ve bigged up on here is the mercurial primate at Crocs .. who wouldn’t want KK as a playmate?
Ponte have been pushing persons about all season in the scrum ( they did same last year but still lost games) . They’re a decent side of home grown talent who play some good to watch rugger .. and a great set of lads to boot ( even if half of them are completely crackers) .. in fact most of the Ponty contingent are nuts .
Ponty easily have the most handsome chap in the league .. the swooningly pretty Mr Tucker on the wing makes mirrors explode with ecstasy . They easily have the biggest prop in the league and the best Prop in the league ( two different chaps I may add ) ..
Your tongue in cheek comments are a double edged sword in preparation for if you win/lose .. shows a lack of confidence .... you may note I tip a Scarboro W .. although from my poolside bar in Iceland I have other things on my plate today .. . whale meat and some local rocket fuel masquerading as whisky since you didn’t ask 😉
not sure why you include me in your pythonesque patter ? only player I’ve bigged up on here is the mercurial primate at Crocs .. who wouldn’t want KK as a playmate?
Ponte have been pushing persons about all season in the scrum ( they did same last year but still lost games) . They’re a decent side of home grown talent who play some good to watch rugger .. and a great set of lads to boot ( even if half of them are completely crackers) .. in fact most of the Ponty contingent are nuts .
Ponty easily have the most handsome chap in the league .. the swooningly pretty Mr Tucker on the wing makes mirrors explode with ecstasy . They easily have the biggest prop in the league and the best Prop in the league ( two different chaps I may add ) ..
Your tongue in cheek comments are a double edged sword in preparation for if you win/lose .. shows a lack of confidence .... you may note I tip a Scarboro W .. although from my poolside bar in Iceland I have other things on my plate today .. . whale meat and some local rocket fuel masquerading as whisky since you didn’t ask 😉
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Regional Two (North & North East) / Re: Week 6
« on: October 21, 2022, 01:37:07 PM »
gut idee
call it Special moments with Mammaries
call it Special moments with Mammaries
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Regional Two (North & North East) / Re: Week 7 fixtures
« on: October 21, 2022, 12:34:27 PM »
drones v Mammary Mons mates away wing with BP
Muddy Harbour v Morley … home win Bp
Brian’s basement bargains v Crocs Kk to have em for breakfast with his banana buns away win BP
Mountain men v Malton … away BP
Scabs v Poontie .. tough call but home win just or maybe a draw .
Sell by v Punch and judy … away win on points 6 rounds to 5 ..
Muddy Harbour v Morley … home win Bp
Brian’s basement bargains v Crocs Kk to have em for breakfast with his banana buns away win BP
Mountain men v Malton … away BP
Scabs v Poontie .. tough call but home win just or maybe a draw .
Sell by v Punch and judy … away win on points 6 rounds to 5 ..
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Yorkshire 3 / Re: Week Seven Results
« on: October 17, 2022, 07:50:06 AM »
well Beachers me old sausage
imagine your a dog trainer with two staffies in the park .. you let them play fight for a while but inevitably they start to get a bit aggressive .. so you separate them and tell them both off .. give em a rubber toy to tug each end of to tire em out … that’s what the ref did on Saturday to you lot .. clever reffer if you ask me .. ( imagine as a ref been told that you’ve got Niottla v Thorne at Rsend lane this week … wouldn’t you have a cunning plan ? )
alternatively no one could catch the ball or ref decided he didn’t want to let a pass get out to that effeminately handsome bloke on the wing wearing dancing slippers … just saying obvs 😉
imagine your a dog trainer with two staffies in the park .. you let them play fight for a while but inevitably they start to get a bit aggressive .. so you separate them and tell them both off .. give em a rubber toy to tug each end of to tire em out … that’s what the ref did on Saturday to you lot .. clever reffer if you ask me .. ( imagine as a ref been told that you’ve got Niottla v Thorne at Rsend lane this week … wouldn’t you have a cunning plan ? )
alternatively no one could catch the ball or ref decided he didn’t want to let a pass get out to that effeminately handsome bloke on the wing wearing dancing slippers … just saying obvs 😉
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Regional Two (North & North East) / Re: Week 6
« on: October 16, 2022, 05:20:28 PM »
CLJ .. reckon any comments about Your lads are pretty much tongue in cheek .. everyone , quite rightly, have you down as favourites to top the league .. definitely best back line and very decent forewards in loose and line out ( said as much previously before anyone calls me creepers )… excellent line out actually. From the rest it’s a coin toss .. long way to go yet .. crocs will be a different team with KK back at number Ape .
Ps Anni.. I agree with BrrB about coaches on the pitch during the game .. it’s insecure micromanagement which spoils things for spectators and players alike … only person crossing the line is chubbymccoachchops .
Ps Anni.. I agree with BrrB about coaches on the pitch during the game .. it’s insecure micromanagement which spoils things for spectators and players alike … only person crossing the line is chubbymccoachchops .
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Regional Two (North & North East) / Re: Week 6
« on: October 16, 2022, 07:23:51 AM »
well Anni
i can assure you the chubby coach from Pock spent almost the entire game at Ponty on the field of play !
he was stood under the posts in the dead ball area at far end of pitch away from clubhouse . occasionally he would encroach beyond the posts onto the ‘live’ playing area to shout ‘instructions’ …and whenever the pock lads were waiting for a kick at goal he was in a huddle with them . ( check the match video if you don’t believe me.. which seems to be your position) factual dissertation dear boy . he’s a chump and he needs calling out as a coach for not respecting the technical areas which are there for this very reason . it sounds like he does it weekly .. if you think that’s ok .. actually you’re wrong . If you didn’t see it then clearly you can’t have been up that end of the field because a couple of Ponty lads gave home some stuck about it . no hatchet job at all .. I may add that some of the Pock behaviour on the pitch was far worse than fat boy Dims . .
i can assure you the chubby coach from Pock spent almost the entire game at Ponty on the field of play !
he was stood under the posts in the dead ball area at far end of pitch away from clubhouse . occasionally he would encroach beyond the posts onto the ‘live’ playing area to shout ‘instructions’ …and whenever the pock lads were waiting for a kick at goal he was in a huddle with them . ( check the match video if you don’t believe me.. which seems to be your position) factual dissertation dear boy . he’s a chump and he needs calling out as a coach for not respecting the technical areas which are there for this very reason . it sounds like he does it weekly .. if you think that’s ok .. actually you’re wrong . If you didn’t see it then clearly you can’t have been up that end of the field because a couple of Ponty lads gave home some stuck about it . no hatchet job at all .. I may add that some of the Pock behaviour on the pitch was far worse than fat boy Dims . .
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Regional Two (North & North East) / Re: Saturday 15.10 fixtures
« on: October 15, 2022, 07:57:12 PM »
BrrB
that was exactly how the coaches behaved at Pontefract .. chubby charmless chap behind posts in the dead ball area and on the field of play shouting a right load of horlicks all game at his players … and as previously stated about the punchy number 6 the pockplayers seemingly hadn’t met prior to that game .. the 8 you mention was quiet as a mute mouse which some may think makes him a bit of a bully given the Ponty pack are physically quite intimidating .. Pock aren’t impressive at all with how they’re going about things with the overseas mercenaries.
Ps looks like KK will rescue Crocs season .. welcome back hairy hands !
that was exactly how the coaches behaved at Pontefract .. chubby charmless chap behind posts in the dead ball area and on the field of play shouting a right load of horlicks all game at his players … and as previously stated about the punchy number 6 the pockplayers seemingly hadn’t met prior to that game .. the 8 you mention was quiet as a mute mouse which some may think makes him a bit of a bully given the Ponty pack are physically quite intimidating .. Pock aren’t impressive at all with how they’re going about things with the overseas mercenaries.
Ps looks like KK will rescue Crocs season .. welcome back hairy hands !
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Regional Two (North & North East) / Re: Saturday 15.10 fixtures
« on: October 15, 2022, 04:58:54 PM »
ponty 43 Brods 5
no crampons required today so the mountain men fell off a cliff !
no crampons required today so the mountain men fell off a cliff !
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Regional Two (North & North East) / Re: Saturday 15.10 fixtures
« on: October 14, 2022, 03:17:08 PM »
marvellous news .. might swing along for a sniff of gorilla goo . 💪
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Yorkshire 3 / Re: Week 7 Fixtures
« on: October 11, 2022, 06:38:49 AM »
What G said . 👍 Does the G stand for genius ?
No surprise for me about Hemsworth .Got themselves organised is all .. and there’s sweet fannyannie else to do now the pits have shut and Crosshills is so cosmopolitan with its poodle parlours and boutiki. It shows in some of the haircuts and apparel on display down Lowfield Road . ..
No surprise for me about Hemsworth .Got themselves organised is all .. and there’s sweet fannyannie else to do now the pits have shut and Crosshills is so cosmopolitan with its poodle parlours and boutiki. It shows in some of the haircuts and apparel on display down Lowfield Road . ..
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Regional Two (North & North East) / Re: Scarborough Podcast
« on: October 10, 2022, 07:28:56 AM »
is it scrooge McDuck ? ( Aka self promotionalist Jimmy H .. for those who know him )
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Yorkshire 3 / Re: Results
« on: October 05, 2022, 07:19:04 PM »
i’ll get down some time to admire your muscular midget pack .. got to get my Yacht into Harkers for new self lubricating packing gland … i’ll try coordinate with a home fixture … i’ll defo be down to watch you spank Whitwood ruck stop. ( by yacht I mean two man barge before you start)
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Yorkshire 3 / Re: Results
« on: October 05, 2022, 12:46:07 PM »
sorry beecher’s … i was trying to suggest you’re the only one with brains … and those yellow boots were a bit loud .
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Regional Two (North & North East) / Re: Week 5
« on: October 03, 2022, 07:49:30 AM »
Animal
that’s more like it .. I shall enjoy my sardines and jam toastie much better now .
And I reiterate .. don’t care where he’s from .. the bloke should be serving a ban forthwith .
that’s more like it .. I shall enjoy my sardines and jam toastie much better now .
And I reiterate .. don’t care where he’s from .. the bloke should be serving a ban forthwith .
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Regional Two (North & North East) / Re: Week 5
« on: October 02, 2022, 09:01:00 PM »
Animal… yes, yes. but what about the behaviour of this bloke .. ?
be diplomatic dear boy . it’s their club , free country , do what they like …etc etc who cares … not I ..
sulking on the bus in his kit? …not exchanging traditional compliments to opposition at end of game ? lobbing punches as described ? what’s that got to do with ‘fantastic proper rugby ‘? call it out for what it is .. bottom lip out bad manners … and remember we are all either players or ex players .. cheap shots always always boomerang .
be diplomatic dear boy . it’s their club , free country , do what they like …etc etc who cares … not I ..
sulking on the bus in his kit? …not exchanging traditional compliments to opposition at end of game ? lobbing punches as described ? what’s that got to do with ‘fantastic proper rugby ‘? call it out for what it is .. bottom lip out bad manners … and remember we are all either players or ex players .. cheap shots always always boomerang .