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avinastella

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on: September 08, 2018, 02:39:09 PM
Looks like a day where the weather might have an effect.
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Reply #1 on: September 08, 2018, 04:27:28 PM
Salem 9-10 Boro
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Reply #2 on: September 08, 2018, 05:53:36 PM
Hullensians 10 - Brods 25

Hullensians has often proven a difficult away fixture for the Brods and twenty minutes into this one it was looking like a repeat of their start against Beverley.  Incurring the wrath of the referee from the off they didn’t really touch the ball and Hull were soon ahead with a well worked forwards try on the back of a series of penalties.  The referee and the weather were to dominate proceedings in what was a stop start affair and with decisions that were at best confusing and at worse just wrong it didn’t make for the best of spectacles.

With Hull already a converted try up Brods suffered their first yellow card of the day with Carbutt getting ten minutes for being ruggedly handsome and ‘Ensians were to extend their lead with a converted penalty when Jennings was called for having an unnervingly deep voice which the referee felt ‘was likely to upset young children and dogs’.

Despite Brods regularly transgressing at the ruck and Briggs being pinged for being as wide as he is tall they did eventually pull a score back through the forwards and when the ref eventually blew for half time it was still anyone’s game.

The Brods showed more discipline in the second half, with the coaching team rotating the subs to good effect, and whilst the Hullensians pack of forwards worked hard out wide they didn’t pose too much of a threat and when the men in Green were penalised for not being properly Yorkshire Brods found some momentum and were able to pull level.  10 apiece.
Brods were to lose another player to the bin when Dodds was penalised for either a dangerous tackle or being overly tattooed and a bit fighty for a man of his age, but it wasn’t to cost them as they were next to score.  Harris Morris picked up a loose ball and scooted away for a long range effort despite angry complaints from the Hullensians coach insisting that he was quite obviously wearing shorts a number of sizes too small for even a rugby league player.

Brods did concede a few more with Anson being asked to stop having legs that look like trussed pork loins and it was only the magnificence of Armitage’s hair that  prevented him from being despatched to the bin for being suspiciously tanned for early September.

Hullensians did get into the Brods half twice in the second period but some wasteful finishing and a penalty for not saying the numbers ‘Nine’ or ‘Five’ properly cost them dearly and Brods cleared downfield andthey looked hungry for the bonus point try. 
The official decided ‘Ensians forwards just looked too much like a gang of pirates at this point and penalised them accordingly much to the chagrin of the Hull coach who had unfortunately used all his best swear words up leaving him unable to make any significant impact on the game.  The bonus point win was in the bag when the Brods lads trundled over for their fourth and the referee drew proceedings to a prompt close when he declared Gryffindor the winner of the house cup and Potts the MVP despite not doing his potions homework.

All in all a most confusing day thanks to the chap in the middle but a win is a win and Brods will need to be much better next week against Heath.  Standout for me were Jennings, Strapley and surely man of the match Ben Hoyle.  He is going to terrorise teams all season if he keeps this up.  A quality player and a glint in his eye which makes him a joy to watch and is certainly the sort that would feed your kid chocolate buttons and teach them to say ‘F*ck’ if he was to babysit for you despite your wife’s insistence that he does no such thing and wondering just why you have to be mates with him anyway.
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Reply #3 on: September 08, 2018, 06:54:21 PM
Was in Halifax on family matters so went to Old Rish Ponte game.

A Ponte win 20 12 and two tries to nil to Ponte. Started very wet and there were lots of mistakes by both sides. For Ponte Gaz Burns looks a top signing worked hard in defence and attack. When Glenn Boyd returns Ponte will have a powerful 8/10 partnership.

Old Rish were let down by poor handling when good scoring chances were lost. I know it’s early season but think Rish need to be more clinical if it’s not  going to be a hard season for them. There 7 looks a good player.






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Reply #4 on: September 08, 2018, 08:37:03 PM
Bev were bang average today. Ref had a blinder. Town were cheated. Lemons.


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Reply #5 on: September 08, 2018, 09:15:41 PM
Best wishes to all at Middlesborough and sincerely hope you colleague makes a full recovery and is home soonest. Look forward to meeting up again in December.
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Reply #6 on: September 08, 2018, 09:24:12 PM
Bev were bang average today. Ref had a blinder. Town were cheated. Lemons.

Ha. Give over. Most expensive team in Y1 and couldn’t score a try without the referees help. #overrated


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Reply #7 on: September 08, 2018, 09:37:27 PM
Bev were bang average today. Ref had a blinder. Town were cheated. Lemons.

Ha. Give over. Most expensive team in Y1 and couldn’t score a try without the referees help. #overrated

Bafoon.


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Reply #8 on: September 08, 2018, 10:06:13 PM
Bev were bang average today. Ref had a blinder. Town were cheated. Lemons.

Ha. Give over. Most expensive team in Y1 and couldn’t score a try without the referees help. #overrated

Bafoon.

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Reply #9 on: September 08, 2018, 10:08:18 PM
Bev were bang average today. Ref had a blinder. Town were cheated. Lemons.

Ha. Give over. Most expensive team in Y1 and couldn’t score a try without the referees help. #overrated

Bafoon.

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Nice try. See your unpaid side at Stade de Moss. #overrated


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Reply #10 on: September 08, 2018, 10:10:56 PM
Oi Andrew you wanna fight bald c**t
Most people thought you were silly. Good of you to confirm it.
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Reply #11 on: September 08, 2018, 10:12:17 PM
Bev were bang average today. Ref had a blinder. Town were cheated. Lemons.

Ha. Give over. Most expensive team in Y1 and couldn’t score a try without the referees help. #overrated

Bafoon.

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Nice try. See your unpaid side at Stade de Moss. #overrated

Can’t wait. Good luck next weekend.


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Reply #12 on: September 08, 2018, 11:49:12 PM
An extremely whimsical report from Grimsby71 which humorously covered most of the points in the match. A bit biased towards Brods to be fair but this young Brods team, with a few old hands mixed in, are learning quickly all be it with still a long way to go. Enthusiasm and team spirit are high and the more they win the more competent they will become. Next week's derby with Heath will be a big test for them but they are on a roll and momentum is a great thing (just ask Jeremy Corbyn). They will hit a set back at some point, but the future looks good at Hipperholme.
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Reply #13 on: September 09, 2018, 08:40:09 AM
Mammory man
Not only are you offensive in your lingo. But it appears unable to spell "Buffoon". Disgusting dialogue. Why don't you either take less drink or go and do some educational course in English which I presume you had at least 11 years learning like the rest of us. Apparently to no avail.


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Reply #14 on: September 09, 2018, 08:49:24 AM
Apilogies to mr memory. My last ppst should have been directed at the Bulldog. Not you.