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Offline Reg

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Selby New Coach
« on: December 09, 2018, 01:12:01 PM »
It has been reported that Selby “ Coffee Lady “ has, after many years on the perimeter of the selection committee, & proving that whilst she knew her skinny latte from her Mocciato she was confused between her off half and her offside, is in consideration for the position of head coach
She also has much experience of stirring and is considering co-opting Memory Man to assist on that front.
Tyson Fury’s team has also sought her advice as the acknowledged expert on the fight game, however Specsavers will not sponsor her but are thinking of asking her potential assistant to be a spokesman for the “ Mono-Sighted Myopia Club “

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Re: Selby New Coach
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2018, 07:52:23 PM »
Well judging by the time of posting I assume friend Reginald has had a few too many glasses of 'falling down liquid', although I must admit to being in ignorance of the happenings at Selby RUFC these days to understand the relevance of his posting.

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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2018, 09:42:29 PM »
Yorkie
           think you must have started about five hours before him.!!!!

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Re: Selby New Coach
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2018, 02:22:18 PM »
Follow the references to 'Our Coffee Lady' in this weeks results......

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Re: Selby New Coach
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2018, 03:52:01 PM »
Ribbflagman,

I was bracing myself ahead of our home game against Billingham!!
I needn't have bothered, good money down the drain. Won 49-7.