For what it's worth and sorry to let you down last week Dr Ruck.
Poo Boys v Pie Men: Having travelled to Moor Road last weekend, I was pleasantly surprised by a) the quality of the pies on the bar. Did they need paying for? Either way, it's a wonder anyone gets near the pitch if they eat a few of those before the game. And b) that there was actually a dog poo recovery squad in action before the game. Clearly an emerging problem with our canine lovers not playing the game. Oh, judging by Wath current form, a solid away win.
Old Rich v Sheep sha**ers: Got to go with home dominance and despite several rest periods whilst the ball is fished out of the river, Ri$h fitness to show.
Cheesies v Bog Trotters: As long as the Thorne massive don't get too claustrophobic with the surrounding hills, a good away win. Check the boot of the coach for cheese, sheep and farmer's daughters before leaving.
Slimmers World v England: England to get lost on walk to pitch and Weth to go ahead by a converted try before they arrive. A close home win after that.
Wheatos v Brawno: Despite the boring motorway journey, Barn doors to hit the ground running here and restore some status with a good away win.
Yawno v County Set: No catch and drive fest here and The Anglers' "exciting" backs will give North a magic carpet ride they would rather forget.
Farmers v Sleeping Giants: On probabilities, with respect to Hegians' current form, Ripon should take home win. A close run thing, but lots of pride at stake here now.