Here goes for some further speculation:
Not a Wharfedale feeder club v Barn doors: No worries about costly bus trips, or embarrassing drop ins to other clubs, almost Lancashire to rub Brawno’s noses in the sheep s**t. Home hospitality will of course be top notch, especially with Flaggy encouraging coach trips to the max and the current choice of shearlings for post match entertainment. Home win by many.
Poo boys v County Set: North will have no answer to home hospitality for ref, including red carpet to pitch, to ensure home win and current OG prediction ranking leaders. No need for doggy do’s, job done. Oh, OGs will score more points.
Old Cashworthians v Cheesy Whotsits: No rabbit holes for the visitors to hide in here, but maybe some fox s**t to dodge. Either way, this will be a big hello to Y2 contention for the Dalesmen and a cricket score for the hosts.
Farmers v Slimmers World: If ever there was a time to get a decent result against Wetherby, this must be it. Go to go with heart and home advantage.
Pie Men v England: Wath now seasoned professionals at breathing underwater and wading through treacle, will grind WPL into the slop for a close home win.
Yawno v Wheatos: Home roly polies better adapted to conditions than visitors. Expect to see many clouds of rubber granules spraying as the big boys hit the AGP. Home backs will net plenty.
Snoozers v Bog trotters: Another somnambulant victory based on home side just doing something well and the visitors best team all on shifts this weekend. Plus, the complicated journey to the ground will be too much for the Thorne travelers, so home support will be an advantage.
