Knottingley to win by a country mile. Sorry Aireboro not available this weekend, too many lads in Knottingley want to knock my head off and need to preserve my good looks. Been a bad week for me since paddy gave me a beating, been in a sling for 10 days so wouldn't be much use to you this week.
Castleford to win, chairman breaking the bank and running the club as if he owns hotels in Mayfair and Park Lane, he just bought regent Street in a family game of monopoly and offered the CAS lads a get out of jail card as an extra incentive 2moz!
Hemsworth v Skipton, get this on the pools coupons as a nil nil draw. Both teams firing blanks on the field last week and you might be better off settling the match with a dance off to the tune of the Skipton boys singing a rap version of jingle bells.
Corinthians, top lads of this league, I ain't got nothing but praise for these boys, but reckon they are in for a tough test from the only way is Otley boys. I can see it being won by the last kick of the game, but not sure by who! Keep the otty totty, hotties locked up, those Corinthian boys are good looking lads and can work a dancefloor, don't let them get too cosy with Tiffany round the log fire or I can see a spot roast by the fire at the end of the night!
Ossett to win. The wibsey lad who throws dummies whilst walking to the printer at work has been found out, he throws dummies Christmas shopping in meadowhall to try and swerve the queues, he throws dummies when penetrating his lass to ensure he goes in at the right angle, the lads been found out, just go for man and don't fall for his dummy I'm a master tactician and told you Ossett boys how to win, I'll have a pint of Yorkshire blonde next time I'm in town!
Baildon to win, toy town are a joke, looking at your results reckon you've been on a scouting mission round Wentworth garden centre to pick up your non fearsome forward pack. Your backs look like they are dancing to 90s dance tunes from the Zone night club after supping 20 pints in Tivoli. Baildon to hit at least 40 points past the toy towners.
I can see the well endowed gentleman strolling past the medics and putting on a show that will raise eyebrows on the field as well as in the shower rooms. The medics will want some work experience on how to choke a python in the shower room post match!