Castleford- the mega rich mud mineral millionaires should win today provided the chairman pays the players in golden nuggets rather than chocolate coins this week!
Pythons- the pitch will be dry, the Harrogate boys will be able to canter over the white wash with their 3 legged lengths, vandals would have been hoping for a mud bath and blissful sound of squelchy queefing as young William ran down the line.
Hemsworth - I take it the club will be paying the spectators to watch this god damn awful fixture, or will the home support prefer to watch the town tiddlywink championships in the Blue Bell where Arthur will be flexing his index finger muscles.
Corinthians to win, but I believe the Skipton boys will raise their game. Please can all spectators dig deep into their pockets for the young Skipton lad. Hopefully some good donations will come through from both sets of fans and players.
Otley, I did initial think Knottingley but the Knottingley boys seem to think this will be the toughest away game, so doing some rough back of the fag packet calculations the formula says they will lose considering they have lost twice at the nutty slack yet think the only way is Otley is tougher place to go!
Osset, West Yorkshire boys are stronger than south Yorkshire boys, or should I say stronger than southerners?
Baildon home advantage to count, strong winds expected will restrict the wibsey dummy thrower from moving his arms so freely. They will be too one dimensional today and baildon will exploit this whilst crushing some balls in the scrums and rucks.
