Sheep sha**ers v Wetherfield rovers: West Yorkshire’s finest fatties delay kick off as can’t get away from pre match buffet. Ribb need to get rolling now so home win +7 There, I didn’t mention Wharfedale doh !
County set v Yawno: got to go with Yawn getting stuck on the mud and North with their webbed feet running rings around them. North +7
Pooh boys v bog trotters: back in their home environment old Etonians will know where to run or not and the Thorne massive will come out smelling not of roses. OG +7
Young farmers v Airedale terriers: been a long time since these two met, but hyped up on haribo,the Ripon kids will sneak a narrow home win -7
Pie men v fishermen’s friends: no home advantage here with the tiny pitch and Ull to trawl their way to an away win -7
Cheesy wotsits v orcs: mount wensley v mount doom. Not much in it but ‘dale reading the bumps better for a home win +7
Wheatos v Leeds hecklers: Two one dimensional sides can only mean one thing, a boring draw