Orcs v Saints
Bling v beer bellies and who pleases the referee most, or displeases least. Baildon +7
Fishermen’s Friends v Nobody’s Friends
Suspect game will go ahead whatever the weather for the tough Seasiders. ‘Ull +7
And the winner is v Slimmers World
With red and green ribbons on the trophy already tied, another easy bet. Keefo +7
Young Farmers v Smoggies
A right cracker in store here, as average age of selected home squad tops 21. Zimmer frames at the ready Ripon -7
Fatties v silver spoons
Agree that the journey south may be too much for the poo boys. HWO
Cheesey dale v Bog trotters
Attraction of bags of wotsits on offer and a few range rovers to nick, too much to refuse. Dale +7
No hills v Mont Blanc
No skiing or sledging (apart from spectators) on offer here, but a solid home win. Wheatos +7