Premier Dale vs Torvill & Dean
Another afternoon on the ice for the boys in blue, no magic carpet to let rip in the backs so the forwards might need to actually do some work. Rib’s pack should win this for them. Rib -7
Teeside Terrors vs Bog Dwellers
IF they travel, probably not a very fun day out. Should be a comfortable home win but at least the bid dwellers will feel right at home. North’ +7
BTEC Etonians vs Beverley Hills of Bradford
Nice Bradford derby - the trouble is where will it be played as the leagues unloved orphans seem to be left without a home as their Landlords at Cross Green clearly don’t care about them. Baildon -7
Rugrats vs Referee’s Favourites
Make sure your doors are locked and the family silver is well hidden, the Miggy Massive is in town! After recovering from the sugar rush and subsequent crash the Rugrats will run wild with plenty of Glens vodka and STDs being shared to celebrate. Ripon +7
Salad Dodgers vs Champions Elect
Another week closer to inevitable league victory, have you had the banner printed yet chaps? Keef’ +7
Inferior Dale vs Fisherman’s Friends
From the choppy waters of the North Sea to the undulating hillocks of ‘Dales main pitch. Should be a win for the away side unless their terrible pitch-side chat causes the game to be abandoned. Hull +7
Shreddies vs Whalers
A collisions of titanic proportions… for the first 20 minutes. After that the game will fizzle out into a good bit of kick and clap, unfortunately the result when you have two teams with an equivalent atomic mass of a small Sun. Wetherby -7
