£everly Hills £ad £oys vs Salad Dodgers
Game of the weekend, the high altitude training camp will be almost as useful as the money-chasing mercenaries in this encounter. Visitors to run out of puff on the walk from the changing rooms, downhill from there. £aildon -7
NoBrawno vs Rugrats
Parental agreements signed and pick'n'mix at the ready for a day out in South Yorkshire. Young farmers to add to the woes of the cellar dwellers. Ripon +7
Tarquin & Co vs The Big Apple
Lock your doors and hide the family silver, now the KOs are earlier the LS13 massive have more time on their hands for making 'acquisitions' before their curfew. No amount of petty theft to derail the champagne train who have already printed their Y1 promotion banner. 'Gate +7
Sinners vs Smoggies
Signs of life up in Teesside last week; however a trip to Middleton is enough to depress anyone, let along the thought of WWW's 6-month old chilli. Corinthians -7
Wheatos vs Wotsits
Whilst Leyburn looks to be a difficult place for anyone to go this season, on the round the mullet-wielders lose the advantage of the worst pitch in the league. Home advantage and a flat pitch to seal the victory. 'Hills -7
Aladdin vs Train Spotters
Rib already confident of victory, but not so confident that they fancy a journey to North Leeds to support their team... The plane spotters have been frantically polishing the genie in a bottle and the magic carpet is fully charged. Champagne rugby awaits, so long as there are no leaves in the dead ball area, in which case the all weather pitch will be deemed unplayable. Yarn' +7
