Big Apple v Laundromats: If there's a place in the league structure for hapless Huddersfield to start making a comeback, it's not here, with the Fortress Warrels massive bigging up the big apples to a resounding home win. Phoenix +7
Hooligans v Bed & Brekkies: Another tough gig like the above, Mount Doom difficult to get an away result at the best of times and with the Orcs on current form, the B's to get a spanking. Vandals +7
Old Farmers v Mood Hoovers: Will the county set get onto the leader board with their first win of the season today, or will they just continue to rack up the bonus points without actually winning a game? Head says no but heart says North -7
Snoozers v Dunno: The juggernaut keeps on rolling along crushing everyone and everything in its path. Hegians surprisingly no match either. Dinno +7
Rugrats v Ca$h Cow$: Back on home turf and giddy with excitement about bonfire night coming up, the kids will recover form and excite the big crowd expected to turn up for the pre-match curry lunch. Could be a windy afternoon. Ripon +7
Excuses r Us v Planespotters: Despite home advantage and a few passers by to rope into playing, Hapless Hems won't have enough in the tank for the runanway visitors. Yawno +7