Bed & Brekkie v Rugrats: Definitely not in the master plan to lose three on the trot, so back to winning ways after two annoyingly close defeats. Ripon +7
Dunno v Old Farmers: For the side who have clearly forgotten how to lose, this won't pose any challenge. Dinno +7
Hooligans v Bad Apples: Match of the day episode 1, to establish pecking order of mid-table mediocrity and Mount Doom a big advantage. Vandals just -7
Laundromats v AWO specialists: Huddersfield 2nd XV continue to claw their way out of the drop zone, perhaps without having to take to the pitch? HLH +7/AWO
Ca$h Cow$ v Wakey Wind Ups: Match of the day episode 2 as the battle for fourth place intensifies. Just going with home advantage. Bai£don -7
Planespotters v Snoozers: A routine training session for Aladdin & co, with no threat from Hegians. Yawno +7