CN2 SIGNS BIG MONEY CONTRACT WITH......

[backrowbandit]

HEATH

I have it on got authority that Heath have signed CW for a reported 6p and a bag of crisps per game........

Joking aside, great signing for Heath!

[Ballsdeep]

In a player only role I assume?All the best from us at Knottingley

[neverplayedstandoff]

Not just playing role he is going to:-
Sweep out changing rooms
Serve behind bar
Coach juniors
Wash kit
Sponsor new kit
Put flags out
Mark pitch out
Buy NPS and Heathens drinks at all home games

 

[neverplayedstandoff]

Seriously glad to have you on board Chris.

[CW, ( C2N )]

And in reality......Just pulling on my shorts and socks, deep joy!!!!.....may ring every so often to say I'm gonna be late, or that I've forgot my shorts, or that I'm going on my son's 4 th birthday party of the year....or that I'm going to my aunty's cousins birthday party so am not available...or my favourite, just go on the lash the night before and not turn up at all..... Or I might just turn up and play the bloody game!!!! Cos that's why I .......eeerrrmmmm..... PLAY RUGBY !!! Looking forward to the challenge, now let's hope the old bones hold up!!!

[Garryowen]

the signs were there, it had been mentioned on another thread that Heath were planning a big extension 

[CW, ( C2N )]

Yep, there's got to be room for the ears!!

[get that into yer!]

good luck to him I say

[His Lordship]

Good luck Chris, but starting after Saturday

[neverplayedstandoff]

Not sure reg will be through for Sat Steve. So you will have to contend with Jaffa.

[The whistle Blower]

thank goodness only 1 ref at Heath this week then!!=

see you sat C2N?

[His Lordship]

Not sure reg will be through for Sat Steve. So you will have to contend with Jaffa.

You signed someone called reg as well as C2N?

[neverplayedstandoff]

That'll be Reginald Molehusband, he might have difficulty parking his car though.

[YorkshireExile]

People travelled from miles around to watch Reg park!

Good luck in the new berth, C2N. Love the might be's, could be's, fell off the bus be's.........heard much better excuses!!!!!!!!

Do Heath know what they've let themselves in for?
How will KP cope with another hogger of the limelight??
Is there enough for two?? (or three or four.............depending who you talk to??)

[CW, ( C2N )]

Who, liddle old me, quiet, un assuming, shy, retiring, I'll be like a shrinking violet, as always,,,,, and then I'll wake up and shout and swear a lot....booger!?