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Offline ye olde 9

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Re: Best excuses to miss training
« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2012, 02:17:28 PM »
Just heard the best one yet!!! " I will only be training once a week as its a long season and dont want to risk burn out" this is from a prop who walks around the park, sweating :( :( :(

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Re: Best excuses to miss training
« Reply #31 on: July 30, 2012, 02:31:23 PM »
Well at least the lad is honest!! Lol
Let me guess he is in the front 5???

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Re: Best excuses to miss training
« Reply #32 on: July 30, 2012, 03:37:19 PM »
Ye olde 9, That literally fills me with anger, I hate it when people are like that. Props if they are what I would describe the "old style" (Big lads to be kind) need to be training harder and more on fitness than anyone else on the park.!!!!!!

Also good one ... I got smashed by a massive Fijian at Halifax Seven's, we have three people that will be providing this excuse and after seeing one of the incidents from the side line, I won't be giving him any stick for resting his knackered self !!
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Re: Best excuses to miss training
« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2012, 03:47:36 PM »
Haha Joltin that will teach you for trying to run through them, sit down lol. Everyone else tried to run round them but that was a long way as well :)

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Re: Best excuses to miss training
« Reply #34 on: July 30, 2012, 03:49:39 PM »
This is true, we gave them a good run in the first game we played against them atleast in the second half. What can I say I fancied my chances...

Thankfully I am not one of the injuried ones, well nothing a massage and cold bath won't sort
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Re: Best excuses to miss training
« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2012, 01:35:41 PM »
So SLL is 21 today, if thats true it narrows it down quite a bit.
Bring back the biff :-)

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Re: Best excuses to miss training
« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2012, 02:05:56 PM »
So SLL is 21 today, if thats true it narrows it down quite a bit.
Is this post in the wrong place??
Are you saying SLL being 21 is a good excuse to miss training?

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Re: Best excuses to miss training
« Reply #37 on: August 03, 2012, 01:12:25 PM »
" Sorry i missed training last week lads but the mrs wanted to tie me up in bed and i couldnt refuse " .
Couldnt really rollock the lad for that one , his other half is very nice
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Re: Best excuses to miss training
« Reply #38 on: August 03, 2012, 01:13:24 PM »
Oh yes  and he had the rope burns to prove it too
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