I only used the Bruce Willis photo as it was the best of a s**t range of options on here and reminded me of my more "action packed" days, plus I don't have the savvy to import an image of my preferred choice.
To reply to your proposal, my alter ego Locked Out, whilst a self professed arbiter of fair play, justice and factual accuracy, on and off the field, is by no means a referee. Am not, never have been and wouldn't ever want to be!
No disrespect to our whistleblowing buddies, but if you want score-line prop ups and ending games five minutes too early (Crocs v Ripon), then I'm your man. I think however, you will need someone more reliable?