Orcs v Whalers:
"High flying" Whalers to get their come uppance at Mount Doom. If the badass music in the changing rooms doesn't get to them, the rarefied atmosphere and workmanlike performance from Mordor's finest will. Baildon -7
Fishermen's Friends v Pooh Baes:
It's officially off as daddy's input couldn't run to a new front row for this week. Will 'Ensians unselfishly donate their extra 5 points to Children in Need (Ripon)? HWO
Not another Wharfedale feeder club v Bog Trotters:
Somehow don't think Thorne's reason for blobbing (if they do) will be anywhere near like that of troubled OGs, but could be part of a cynical sub-plot to gift promotion to the top two teams, knowing everyone is safe from relegation? HWO
Leeds Saints v Wokebury:
Sleeping giants no more, this week more of the same and more woe for WWW's dream team. Unless of course a charitable donation from Keefleh makes good their 5 point deduction? Yarnbury +7
Young Farmers v Wheatos:
Six weeks without a win, has to focus the kids on running rings around the erm... large chaps. Having taken on all of the biggest men in North and West Yorkshire's Y2 clubs, nipping at the ankles of Donnie's behemoths will just be another tough afternoon in the playground. Ripon -7
Pie Men v Not another Keighley feeder club:
Not a dale in sight in the murky depths of the Dearne Valley. Forget about the game, Ribb to lose gracefully, revel in the excellent post-match hospitality and take in the cultural delights of Wakey on the way home to the safety of the mountains. Wath +7
Wotsits v Smoggies:
A real town v country battle here and dare I say - brawn v brains. Expecting no miracles from North's Messiah-like new signing, but a comfy away win. Northallerton +7
